What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?

A Marine walked into the battery office smoking a joint, walked into the 1st Sgts office and sat down.

I once quit a job at McDs by throwing my uniform shirt on the grill and closing it... After sitting in the lobby for a few minutes I decided that I wanted a shake and went to order a shake. The guy working the register was so amused that he just handed it to me and said that it was on him. I had only been working there for about a day and a half.

We had someone just leave his CAC with the security guard and leave.