Your life on the big screen

If Hollywood came knocking on your door wanting to do a major motion picture based on your life, who would you want to ultimately play the part of you?

If you could suggest the actors/actresses you wanted to try for the part who would they be?

I'll start.

Ultimately, I'd want Nicolas Cage to play me. He would edge out Tom Cruise by just a few points. Those I'd select to try for the part besides the two afore mentioned actors would be; Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, Val Kilmer, Brad Pitt or John Cusack.