Posted on Sep 29, 2015
An actual police report from Camp Pendleton
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Apparently this was an actual police report from Camp Pendleton in San Diego, CA...
Crime
Camp Pendleton
Humor
Posted >1 y ago
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That sommina beach, sure has a LARGE set of cajones.
Raccoons aren't a light weight fighting critter. They can do some damage.
I am roflmao reading this one.
Raccoons aren't a light weight fighting critter. They can do some damage.
I am roflmao reading this one.
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Can someone get a copy of the blotter report for 26 SEP 2015 at Camp Pendleton? Funny story. I would say never in a million years could someone write a story like this. One of those "you cant make this shit up" moments.
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Life is tough, but...
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Look like the PO1 had a very bad day....or don't squeeze a Raccoon they just like other Raccoons to do that...
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Classic. While that guy should not have been driving, he's got a story (and a police report to prove it) to share for the rest of his life. I hope he changes his ways before he hurts or kills himself or others.
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Oh lord even though this is clearly a heaping pile of steaming horse sh*t it's still pretty funny
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