Anybody know where I can find a bucket of steam and bottle of bulkhead remover?

BA-1100-N was one of my favorite forms.
We also sent one guy after a P.E.PSI, someone told him to check the break room.
A box of grid squares.
A tube of frequency grease.

Just a few of the tortures used on privates.

Private go over to the maintenance bay and get me a can of track tention and turret return springs

we used 1D10T but as in 1d10t in for the sonograph machine.

Slime light fluid, several feet of flight line, box of grid squares...god i love this stuff.

Had a WO1 in my unit end up all the way at Brigade S1 looking for grid squares..Can't take credit for that one..But it was funny as hell.

I keep mine in the garage next to my box of grid squares! I had a new driver for my 113 FLA try to balance our road wheels once- that was pretty good!

Private - go to supply and draw out 5 grid squares

Most notable to me was within a week of checking into my unit. Among my list of random items to retreive was:
a grid square
a lightbulb repair kit
a spare barrel for an M-203.

I got halfway to where he said to get the grid square before realizing he was full of shit, turned around, and asked if he wanted me to get an ID-10T while I was at it. I had pulled the 1D-10T on a fellow student at MOS school. Told him that one of the instructors had a form for him haha.

I was on a bouy tender on the rivers, and we would have boots give the lockmasters, the combo of the locks, some time there would be 100 pl. watching. funny as hell.

Keys to the DZ, Canopy lights for a night jump, riser grease

At Field Station Berlin, a 24/7 intel site, the newbies would be sent around to collect the data for the EMHO report by asking each sub-system if they had any EMHOs to report. What's an EMHO? Early Morning Hard On