Anybody know where I can find a bucket of steam and bottle of bulkhead remover?

I was aPvt2 in Germanyin the 547th Engineers. It was my first time doing PMCS on a 113. The squad thought it would be funny to play a joke on me. They told me to get some squelch oil from the motor Sgt. I came back 45minutes later. They were like asking me where I went. I told them the Sgt sent me to go see the 1st Sgt and while I was there CSM Wilson was there talking to the 1st Sgt and now CSM Wilson wants everyone in the squad to report to his office in Class A uniforms. I went to chow and they ran back to the barracks to get in there class A's.... The joke was on them because I made that story up... They never tried to screw with me again...

We have had people looking for chem-light batteries for a half hour

Go to the vet clinic and see if they have any K9-P. Go to Medical Equipment Repair and ask for some Fallopian Tubes.

How about a 5 gallon can of camouflage paint..

Right next to the four feet of flight line in the motor pool. It's used to stitch up a torn CV boot.

Bottle of focusing solution for a Nikon camera, or a box of f/stops for a Speed Graphic. Forgot about the Paper stretcher.

Go ask supply for some grid squares. or a .203/320 BFA

Relative Bearing Grease and powdered H20 are good ones. Also, sending a nub to clean the baffles brings a good laugh to all involved. Never go seek a Machinist Punch.......

Go get me 10ft of flightline

OH, while you're at it, would you mind bringing back a left handed deflection shifter?