Are tan Oakley gloves authorized in the Army?

Here's another slight reasonable idea. If in a camouflage combat situation it hides your hands from the front but allows the black surface to be exposed when motioning to the other members of your unit.......( does it take fat old men to figure ALL this shit out?)... it's definitely a story I would stick with in case any anal retentive felt the need to question the choice..What the hell would or could they say that wouldn't make them look like a greenhorn?

Yes, you can slap them black and blue with one side.....or take them off and offer up an elegant challenge by lightly applying the backside to their cheeks.