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Superman!!!!
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Check-out "Capt. America: Civil War". Which side do you choose? Iron Man's or Cap's? Or a middle-ground?
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This question marked the moment we stopped giving all f**ks in Iraq, and carried on a heated debate about who would actually win:
According to the comic books, Batman would win with a long and drawn-out series of battles. Initially, Batman undoubtedly gets whipped, but he then teams up with Lex Luthor, securing a chunk of kryptonite to even the playing field, thus defeating Superman. This is also why Batman always keeps that piece of kryptonite on his gear belt, "just in case".
In practice, however, Superman can literally spin around the world fast enough to reverse time... failing to kill Bruce Wayne while he is still in his mother's womb, he could just use his freaking laser vision to randomly blast Gotham City to dust while he bangs Wonder Woman on the Moon, let alone tear a fully-grown Bruce Wayne in half like tissue paper...
This is no contest- Superman wins. Obi Wan Kenobi Vs Superman is a real challenge.
According to the comic books, Batman would win with a long and drawn-out series of battles. Initially, Batman undoubtedly gets whipped, but he then teams up with Lex Luthor, securing a chunk of kryptonite to even the playing field, thus defeating Superman. This is also why Batman always keeps that piece of kryptonite on his gear belt, "just in case".
In practice, however, Superman can literally spin around the world fast enough to reverse time... failing to kill Bruce Wayne while he is still in his mother's womb, he could just use his freaking laser vision to randomly blast Gotham City to dust while he bangs Wonder Woman on the Moon, let alone tear a fully-grown Bruce Wayne in half like tissue paper...
This is no contest- Superman wins. Obi Wan Kenobi Vs Superman is a real challenge.
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But Batman is only Batman because he has money, Superman is a natural (as natural as an illegal alien can get) bad ass!!!!!
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