Best Deployment Conversations/Quotes?

Written on a port-o-potty: "Chuck Norris can flush a port-o-potty."

This is currently my third tour, and I have had some really great conversations with some stellar personnel. My last tour I had I would have some great conversations with my XO and BN Chaplain. I worked as a PZ performing battlefield circulation, and as such the "terminal" we used had a few amenities like a TV, DVD player, etc. I, being the science and space nerd I am, bought a few seasons of the universe from one of the Local National's shops, and would watch them avidly. My XO, being like in nature, started into some of the conversations he had a college. He started into a few, and began discussing how "if a cat always lands on its feet, and toast always lands butter side down, what would happen if you dropped a cat with a piece of toast tied to its back butter side outward?" This conversation continued for about 45 minutes until his bird arrived.


This tour, we are in the midst of a "Superhero Fantasy League." It acts a lot like Fantasy Football, but we use Superheroes, create a bracket, and have conversations about who would win one on one between those two. That makes for some fun.