Posted on Nov 23, 2013
SGT William B.
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I have a great affinity for well-done snarky signature lines/quotes. &nbsp;I never disseminate them out to other organizations; they're just little in-jokes between the folks in my shop to keep us laughing. &nbsp;Some of my past favorites:<br><br>"Your ability to walk short distances without dying will surely be the insurgency's downfall."<br><br>"...And in careful manipulation of data samples, lies victory." &nbsp;(Context: Worked with a guy that had a bad habit of playing with data samples to control a narrative in his favor, so I made a small play on the MI Creed; original reads "In truth, lies victory.")<br><br>"I can show you the world..." (The irony of this song in Afghanistan is just incredible.)<br><br><br>What are the best signature lines you all have seen?
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CW3 Mobility Officer
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"Have respect for everyone you meet, but have a plan to kill them." - U.S. Army Col Green
"Always remember where your pants are." - Col Bryan, U.S. Army (Ret)
After reading his quote, Col Brayan said, "Don't just know where they are, have'm in arm's reach!"
I got good stories to add for both quotes, but I doubt anyone here would spent the time reading the epic stories.
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SSG Quality Control Technical Inspector
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Life is tough, it's even tougher if your stupid!  John Wayne 
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SGT Ados Ncoic
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"Ego sum ​​agricola. Videte manus meas."
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