Posted on Jul 13, 2014
Best one-liners that you heard when disciplining a Soldier.
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What are the best one-liners you heard when a NCO or Officer was disciplining a Soldier? I heard one great one yesterday and I want to hear what your experiences are. Make me laugh!
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Posted 10 y ago
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Not a one liner, but I had a MGySgt catch me whistling while I was in a hallway, man was the saltiest Marine I ever met. I heard this crackly voice come from his office, "Come here, devil dog...what do you think you are doing?"
"Whistling, MGySgt."
"Whistling?" he says. "I love a good tune..." He proceeded to have me whistle about 3 different songs. Afterwards, he said "How do you feel, devil?"
"Pretty stupid, MGySgt."
"That's about how I see it. Now, get the Hell out of my office."
"Whistling, MGySgt."
"Whistling?" he says. "I love a good tune..." He proceeded to have me whistle about 3 different songs. Afterwards, he said "How do you feel, devil?"
"Pretty stupid, MGySgt."
"That's about how I see it. Now, get the Hell out of my office."
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Saw this online years ago, and included it in my personal NCOER statement book:
The British Military writes EPR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
- I would not breed from this Officer.
- This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
- When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
- Technically sound, but socially impossible.
- This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
- When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
- This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
- She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
- This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
- In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.
- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
The British Military writes EPR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
- I would not breed from this Officer.
- This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
- When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
- Technically sound, but socially impossible.
- This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
- When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
- This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
- She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
- This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
- In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.
- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
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SGM (Join to see), found some more:
-Maintains a low speed, high drag demeanor
-I cannot think of a national emergency that would warrant a promotion
-Works well with shiny objects
-Performed job of latrine security guard with valor
-Managed to not be found restrained to floor buffer by power cord this quarter
-Thinks AR-670-1 is more of a fashion guide than a regulation
-Displays a Be, Know, Don’t attitude.
-Social hand-grenade
-Almost found North on a map
-Maintains a low speed, high drag demeanor
-I cannot think of a national emergency that would warrant a promotion
-Works well with shiny objects
-Performed job of latrine security guard with valor
-Managed to not be found restrained to floor buffer by power cord this quarter
-Thinks AR-670-1 is more of a fashion guide than a regulation
-Displays a Be, Know, Don’t attitude.
-Social hand-grenade
-Almost found North on a map
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MSG Greg Kelly
LMFAO SGM Thomas Brooks , SPC (P) Erin Mulder that's some funny shit no way that's real if it is those folks are defiantly not grammatically challenged
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SGT (Join to see)
MSG Greg Kelly, oh, but if it is real! I giggled for a bit on the "Displays a Be, Know, Don't attitude." LOL.
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Now there's a gene pool you don't want to wade into, and son you're so dumb, I bet your family tree looks like a telephone pole.
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