Can you see what is wrong with this ribbon rack?

What isn't wrong with this? Sheesh!

1. The Silver Star is worn junior to what appears to be the Michigan Recruiting Ribbon.
2. The Navy MUC is worn senior to the Joint Achievement Award.
3. The Navy Rifle Marksmanship Badge and the Navy Pistol Marksmanship badge should be side by side but are separated by the CAR.
4. Two NDSMs.
5. He's a SEAL (presumably) wearing the Army Overseas Service ribbon and the Marine Selected Marine Corps Reserve ribbon (he's been around!)
6. I could go on and on about the order, but it's all jacked up.
7. The entire rack is off-center.
Piece of Crap!

Not! No rows of four. Two NDSMs?

What gets me, after 9 years in the Army and the explosion of the intenet , is these jokers can't even get this remotely right? Then the audacity to go into public not caring that veterans and active/guard/reserve members are everywhere , like a church on every corner. As a Veteran I won't even wear my uniform for any ceremony , but these soup sandwiches think nothing of it. I guess pride and dignity to some is worth overlooking.

1) Marines don't wear Seal tridents (as far as I know)
2) The ribbons are all out of order
3) Marines don't wear the Navy marksman ribbons
4) The trident is a mini- not worn with ribbons

I would think that a Navy seal would be a pistol and a rifle marksmen at least if not expert.

Qualification pin is too small. Service ribbons are out of order.

Wrong Trident, Ribbons off center and way, way out of order. A reserve Medal over a Silver Star? Unit Citation over a JSAM? Rifle Medal over the CAR? Two different National Defense Medals in different spots, I'm sure there is more but that is seriously, seriously jacked up.

Holy Crap! Where do I start?!?!

Trident is too small and last I checked my ribbons on my uniform are only three across unless I'm out of regs but judging from my last uniform inspection I'm not