Can you see what is wrong with this ribbon rack?

All right lets start with whats right with this picture...

And go...

Has has balls

Order of precedence is all screwed up, he's wearing two NatDef ribbons, the star device on the Afghan Campaign? ribbon is upside down, and I can't tell by only seeing the blouse, but unless he's impersonating an officer, then he's got the wrong BUDs pin.

4 wide, frayed ribbons,

That Trident is a mini. Not to be worn unless in Dinner Dress Blues. 4 Ribbon. Higher than 1/4 inch above pocket seam. (2) NDM. Can't be a frogman without his shooting devices. Shooting ribbons are too high on the precedence.

I doubt he served in Vietnam and desert storm.

The silver star should be first ribbon and rows should be three each .

Ribbons 4 wide and 2 national defense ribbon

Well, according to uniform ribbons.com and the NAVY ribbon selector, if, he rates 12 of the 16 he's wearing, and they should be in the following order, they're obviously not...

silver star ribbon
joint service achievement ribbon
navy marine corps combat action ribbon
navy marine corps meritorious unit commendation ribbon
national defense service medal ribbon
afghanistan campaign ribbon
iraq campaign ribbon with 1 bronze star
global war on terrorism expeditionary ribbon
global war terrorism service ribbon
navy marine corps overseas service ribbon
navy rifleman ribbon
navy pistol ribbon
And it should then look like this:
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Starting at the top, counting 4 across starting the next line at 5 etc.:
Ribbon 1 appears to be an obsolete Navy & Marine Corps Reserve ribbon
Ribbon 11 is a duplicate NDSM, shouldn't be worn or should have a star
Ribbon 12 also appears to be commemorative ribbon

At this point I've lost one ribbon and lost interest... but isn't that a Miniature Seal Trident (Mess Dress)?

Silver Star should be highest award, 2 different MSM ribbon, and I didn't think Overseas Service was a Navy award? That is without going to references. Oh and what the heck is the Green, yellow, blue & red center? I do not recognize the award.