Posted on Sep 11, 2014
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Haven't seen post on it on Rallypoint, but if there's one, my apologies for duplicate post.

I'm not referring here to special situations such as chewing chiclets from MREs out in the field or training circumstances where no food or drinks allowed.

I'm talking about routine administrative duties conducted in regular uniform. Do you chew or allow a degree of gum chewing in your shop? Or is it technically not allowed but nobody minds?
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PO2 Greg Larson
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Worked with a CPO, we called her the Manatee (sea cow), always chewing gum. Was caught with a big wad in her mouth during a graduation ceremony in front of thousands of guests. Next thing she's been shipped off to Djibouti for TDY.
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SSG Joseph VanDyck
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Don't do it. I was in the middle of 1st Sqdn 17th Cav formation during All American Review 1994 chewing gum. A 1SG from another BN saw me, came to our 1SG's and next thing I know, TOP Cobbler was behind me. I swallowed the gum quickly. Damn.
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PO1 Leading Petty Officer (Lpo)
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I had an airman chewing gum on a EAWS board. I asked him the hardest question and so did all the other board members. As soon as we were done with the board, we told him he did not pass for chewing gum during the board.
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MAJ Attorney Advisor
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Not in formation. Not at meetings and especially not if you are briefing.
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SSG Healthcare Specialist (Combat Medic)
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Good god is this actually a topic of conversation? Not in formation and not distracting. Simple and common sense for anyone.

I use to chew I all the time when I was flying and/or working on a patient. It helped equalize the inner ear and the mechanical action of chewing gum helps slow my thoughts and help me to focus when I had a critical patient.

Now that I sit behind a desk all day I chew gum all day because it helps me focus on hours of mind numbing paperwork. Never once has anyone ever said a thing about it unless we were headed to formation and they were reminding me I still had gum in my mouth.
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LCpl Jason Keiser
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What kind of question is this. I never ever saw a US MARINE cjew gum in uniform. NOTonce, i dont think us MARINES would ever stoop so low! WE have to much PRIDE.
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Cpl Rifleman
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Because everyone knows that chewing gum will reduce your combat readiness. A simple stick of juicy fruit will turn chesty puller into a complete turd.

Military logic.
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PO1 Robert George
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If you were meant to be a cow you would have been born as one.
Aspergum and medicinal types , I can see. It's a pain in the ass to clean off shoes/boots(and my freshly scrubbed deck!). Continually popping the damn stuff is irritating as hell.
"Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bed post overnight?" -Irish Rovers(I think!)
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@SPC Patrick S. If you're walkin on MY deck I'll inject any damn thing I damn well please..
Deal with it gravel crusher
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SCPO William Akin - Damn right, Senior!! My deck, my rules!!
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SCPO William Akin

I didn’t crush gravel. I drive forklift for 6 years in the peacetime reserves. If something isn’t against the files, why would you make up your own just to be a jerk?
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PO1 Robert George
Then don’t chew it.
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SFC Brigade Medical Support Ncoic
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Must be a Marine thing. I remember being a SPC at FLW and a Marine Ssgt yelled at me in the Px for chewing gum in uniform. I respected his commands and spit it out; however, chewing gum strenghtens the NCO jaw.
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My patients appreciate my fresh breath.
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