Do you know a MMA Douchebag?

I like UFC and other variants but when at Buffalo Wild Wings, I don't want someone to talk to me about their "MMA career".

MMA Douchebag:
Any kid who "thinks," he's a badass, and can can kick anyones ass becuase he took 1 MMA class at his gym.
These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.
Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MMA+Douchebag

I am a novice so I will opt not to fight unless I can use a gun. Over the years I have met a few and was talked into rolling. I have done Judo and had my ass kicked since a young age so I can hurt someone enough to make they not like it even if they "win". I like to hurt bullies and really like to embarrass wanna-be bullies. So when pressured to fight, I am beyond angry.
To avoid the MMA douchebags there are several indicators:
1. Maybe he is mad because you are having too much fun during combatives and he is going to teach you a lesson.
2. He has bought all the gear, Tibo workout cd, and wears a t-shirt. But like valor, fighting skills can't be bought at the PX.
3. He talks about fights, repeats Vin Diesel quotes from Knock Around Guys. He quotes Vin diesel period.
4. He walks up to you in the gym and corrects you on how you are doing your crossfit style exercise. He tells you how he is better.
5. Knows the fight stats of every MMA fighter and has not fought himself.
6. Believes MMA is the answer to life and every day situations.
7. They refer to MMA as its own form (which it is not; one studies several forms that you apply together).

For you entertainment a real MMA Douche that actually made it.. before he got pooped on.

https://youtu.be/ZTHHdSULiVQ