Funniest Ft. Irwin story you have?

1. We were in a convoy and a M1A1 threw a track. In passing I saw two skirts open and in between the the two skirts I saw a soldier sitting on two MRE boxes, one under each butt cheek taking a dump!! Lol!!!!

We were on a jeep ex. I was driver for a major that was reconing sites. He telling me to drive the cuc-v faster. Driving across the desert for hours it can get hard to see changes in elevation. The ground dropped down and the cuc-v was airborne. The officer calmly said ok let's slow it down a bit.

A convoy was moving fast at night, lead vehicle had headlights on the rest had just the cateyes. An m.p. Major stepped out in the road and tried to stop the convoy. They nearly ran her over.

A tragic story from Irwin. A marine unit was training and left a road guard. He died waiting for someone to come get him.