Talking to one of my Soldier's today and told me that when he was in basic, a Drill Sergeant yelled at this guy to “beat his face”, meaning to do push-ups. He said that the guy had no idea what it meant, so he punched himself in the face, really, really hard, and fell to the ground. He said the Drill Sergeant had to walk that one off and said you could hear him laughing hysterically as he walked behind a building.. I know there are plenty of stories out there.
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Everyone's got one, so what is your "hands-down" funniest, most entertaining or interesting military story? It could've been from training, a deployment, or even something that helped to break the tension in an operational environment; perhaps a humorous tale stateside, or when working with international partners OCONUS... I know you all have a million of 'em, so here's your chance to share the best-of-the-best of your go-to knee-slappinest or most incredible military-related stories. I've heard some awesome stories over the years, just one easy rule to follow here, try your best to keep it clean, and remember to leave a little 'something' to the imagination! lol I'm certain this'll be an absolute blast folks, so break out that ol' sea bag full o' stories... and dust off your best, 'cause we're all ready for a good belly laugh here! I can't wait to hear these, I know that you all have some gems, so let's get started; thank you for all that you do, and... see you all in the discussion threads!
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