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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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A young Security Forces Airmen crashed a police cruiser and his NCO tried to pass this bullet on his EPR:
Procured funding for new police vehicle.
Sadly did not make it to the signed copy.
Procured funding for new police vehicle.
Sadly did not make it to the signed copy.
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"Out of all the people to ever come through this squadron, he is definitely one of them..."
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Is a successful form of matter, carries weight and takes up space with efficiency.
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Not an NCOER comment but on a 1059 for a soldier who failed hw/wt at NCOES when it was allowed.
o well rounded Soldier
o well rounded Soldier
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I knew an Officer whose CO disliked him so much that he placed the following quote in his Fitness Report:
"This Officer proves that somewhere a village is in search of it's idiot"
That had to hurt reading that from your boss.........
"This Officer proves that somewhere a village is in search of it's idiot"
That had to hurt reading that from your boss.........
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Often found him in a world of his own, just wish he would stay there, would really help the unit morale.
I wanted to write this on one Staff Sergent's NCOER, but he helped me write one better by screwing up even worse before it was due. I had to write Staff Sergeant because he was not an NCO in my book.
I wanted to write this on one Staff Sergent's NCOER, but he helped me write one better by screwing up even worse before it was due. I had to write Staff Sergeant because he was not an NCO in my book.
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