Posted on Feb 26, 2015
SFC Josh Jackson
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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.

The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.

He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:

* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying

So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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MSgt John Carroll
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- Sets low standards, fails to reach them
- Continue to challange--promote with others
and yes, challenge was intentionally spelled wrong
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Capt Jeff S.
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Even if you had a bullet that simply read "Promote with others," it is the kiss of death. The promotion board will read between the lines and they can tell exactly what is being said.
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SFC Eric Russell
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I read this on an OER. "This officer has lost the battle of the bulge". Of course they were referring to his weight.
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SGM Senior Adviser, National Communications
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"This soldier is the proverbial Pvt. Beetle Bailey. A real cartoon character."
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Capt Jeff S.
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*In combat, I desire this Marine as a parapet.
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TSgt Teri O'Reilly
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Works well under constant supervision.
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SFC Automated Logistical Specialist
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A statement wrote by one of my instructors on a 1059 Expended maximum effort to achieve minimum results
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SFC Rob Bradshaw
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I used this one once
Consistently sets low standards of performance; and fails to meet them
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SSG Todd Halverson
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Not afraid to take the initiative when it comes to lunch.
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SFC John Penman
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Worst evaluation I heard of had three words "Complete utter failure".
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LTC George Shell
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"This NCO has robbed a village of their idiot."
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