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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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I knew an Officer whose CO disliked him so much that he placed the following quote in his Fitness Report:
"This Officer proves that somewhere a village is in search of it's idiot"
That had to hurt reading that from your boss.........
"This Officer proves that somewhere a village is in search of it's idiot"
That had to hurt reading that from your boss.........
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Often found him in a world of his own, just wish he would stay there, would really help the unit morale.
I wanted to write this on one Staff Sergent's NCOER, but he helped me write one better by screwing up even worse before it was due. I had to write Staff Sergeant because he was not an NCO in my book.
I wanted to write this on one Staff Sergent's NCOER, but he helped me write one better by screwing up even worse before it was due. I had to write Staff Sergeant because he was not an NCO in my book.
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“This officer is destined to go through life PUSHING on doors marked PULL.”
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“The only reason this officer’s soldiers would follow him into combat is out of idle curiosity.”
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“The only reason this officer’s soldiers would follow him into combat is out of idle curiosity.”
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In my civilian life, I am often called upon to nominate colleagues for awards. After reading my bullet points, my pears always ask how I learned to polish turds so well. My answer? "I was a Submarine Yeoman that had to write officer fitreps."
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Often comes to work, usually sober.
Is a favorite of the CSM; often used as an example of the reasons to manage your career.
This Platoon Leader provides ample opportunity for his Platoon Sergeant to serve as a Platoon Leader.
Is a favorite of the CSM; often used as an example of the reasons to manage your career.
This Platoon Leader provides ample opportunity for his Platoon Sergeant to serve as a Platoon Leader.
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"Kept the bess coffee mess in the Atlantic fleet". "My number one promotable, three years running."
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I had an NCO who was capable of so much more during an APFT but he stopped at his minimums. I told him if he was capable of doing more but only did the minimums that I would write " Meets Minimum Standards" on his next NCOER
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