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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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I wrote this on an NCOER and than got ripped by the 1SG; "Has risen to the heights of mediocrity".
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o he is the Robin to my Batman
They used to post prohibited comments on the PERSCOM evaluation website before it became HRC. When I visited EREC at Fort Ben, they had a lot of these comments as well as the most jacked up DA Photos (PFUs, lying down, etc) on the walls of the hallway.
They used to post prohibited comments on the PERSCOM evaluation website before it became HRC. When I visited EREC at Fort Ben, they had a lot of these comments as well as the most jacked up DA Photos (PFUs, lying down, etc) on the walls of the hallway.
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Though his peers consider him useless, he has been useful as a bad example.
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I did not get this on a NCOER but I did get it from a SPC that was my "counselor" for a short time;
U did GR8 dis momf!
I promptly put the 4856 in the round file and talked to my Chief (I was a 13B at the time) and got a new monthly counseling statement from him. I thought it was pretty funny!
U did GR8 dis momf!
I promptly put the 4856 in the round file and talked to my Chief (I was a 13B at the time) and got a new monthly counseling statement from him. I thought it was pretty funny!
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When we received a newly promoted E-7 as our PSG into our Guard unit, all of our NCOERs had the same comments. The two I remember best from that NCOER -"looks like soldier" and "Passed PT", luckily we reviewed it before they got sent up and helped him out. Not sure what happened to him though, we were activated and he wasn't, never saw him again. As I found out during my guard career, writing NCOER's was a major weakness for many NCO's.
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