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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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Posted 9 y ago
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As a leader his men would follow him anywhere...but only out of morbid curiosity.
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Sat some boards. Some are on purpose like: LT Jones pushes doors market "Pull".
Many are well intended but just don't come out right: PO-1 Jones has been pursuing his college degree for 15 years. Motivates everyone, especially on Sundays. Maximizes participation on Bingo Night. Doesn't sweat.
The old system didn't have a thesaurus so: Invites exfoliation. The breast I've ever seen. Stands erectile.
Probably many more but it'd take some cognac to dig them up..... Oh, did someone already say "Hit rock bottom and started to dig"?
Many are well intended but just don't come out right: PO-1 Jones has been pursuing his college degree for 15 years. Motivates everyone, especially on Sundays. Maximizes participation on Bingo Night. Doesn't sweat.
The old system didn't have a thesaurus so: Invites exfoliation. The breast I've ever seen. Stands erectile.
Probably many more but it'd take some cognac to dig them up..... Oh, did someone already say "Hit rock bottom and started to dig"?
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"Easily my number 5 out of all 3 members in his rank"
"A Capt that almost exceeds most expectations of an Airman Basic"
"A Capt that almost exceeds most expectations of an Airman Basic"
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Someone in my shop wrote their own eval (they're the only one in their department, so he wrote his own eval.) and as a joke for their LPO, who they thought would review the email, he wrote "HN *redacted* has mastered the art of jerking off with his office door open." LPO didn't review the evaluation, and sent it all the way up.
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"The lights are flashing, the gates are down... But the train just ain't coming!"
"Is depriving a village somewhere of their idiot"
"Has reached rock bottom and started digging"
"Should have the mothership beam him back up"
"Sets low standards and consistently fails to achieve them... Under supervision"
"Is depriving a village somewhere of their idiot"
"Has reached rock bottom and started digging"
"Should have the mothership beam him back up"
"Sets low standards and consistently fails to achieve them... Under supervision"
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I knew a CW3 Kiowa Warrior Maintenance Test Pilot who wasn't in favor with his commander. On his OER, the "positions best suited for" were Key Control Officer, Fire Marshall, and FOD Officer. Boy was he mad about that.
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* Can be depended upon to be the first Soldier in the platoon to complain
* Was the only Soldier in a 900 Soldier Task Force to loose positive control of his equipment before leaving the departure airfield.
* Sets low goals for himself and continually fails to achieve them
* Demonstrates the professionalism and military bearing expected of an Initial Entry Training Soldier.
* Set the Battalion Record for most trials by Courts Martial in a single rating period.
* Was the only Soldier in a 900 Soldier Task Force to loose positive control of his equipment before leaving the departure airfield.
* Sets low goals for himself and continually fails to achieve them
* Demonstrates the professionalism and military bearing expected of an Initial Entry Training Soldier.
* Set the Battalion Record for most trials by Courts Martial in a single rating period.
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