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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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Posted 9 y ago
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Sets standards low and fails to achieve them. I actually put this on an NCOER.
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Looks like a fly boy, doing what ? Taking pictures of what I don’t know, Probably Marines kicking ass. Like always. Can’t say anything bad about the Air Force. Always up there protecting our guys.
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Wrote these two:
Section was a suscess in spite of his efforts.
No effort should be made to retain this NCO; he should be forced into retirement now.
Section was a suscess in spite of his efforts.
No effort should be made to retain this NCO; he should be forced into retirement now.
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This one-man wrecking crew didn't settle for rock bottom once he achieved it! Once there, he continued digging to previously unimaginable levels, setting records that will never be matched!
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I remember one from the old G Gordon Liddy show. He has achieved rock bottom and has begun to dig.
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The effort this rater applied to writing this NCOER far exceeded the RATED NCOs effort during the actual rating period.
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