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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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Posted 9 y ago
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Good on you for picking up the pieces. I don't have say that "new guy" failed himself as well. Its better for him to head on back to the block. Just sayin.
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"I cannot recommend this NCO too highly."
" Nothing is too much to ask of this NCO."
" Nothing is too much to ask of this NCO."
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A guy I was stationed with showed me this * plants are wasting their time creating oxygen on him. He got a dishonorable 2 months later
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My favorite was an OER for a young LT. The Bn Commander wrote,” In my professional opinion LT ***** will not successfully complete his current period of active duty.”
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Provided a habitat for woodland creatures..... this fool put a live Christmas tree on his porch and birds made a nest in it.
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I wrote one on an Airman and slung some dirt on the next rater, a dumb-ass Lt. He thought that he was smarter in me, and didn't look up a word that I threw in about him. When it hit the Col.s desk, he hauled me in and told me to knock the crap off. He had tears in his eyes and a dictionary on his desk. I wrote that under the stercorraceous tutoring of Lt. Myers, Airman Doe was driven to succeed. Stercorraceous describes an animal that eats it's own feces.
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