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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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Actively supports equal opportunity by being abrasive and obnoxious to everyone without regard to race, religion, or country of origin.
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* Well into the twilight of a mediocre career.
* Airman has set a new standard in lack of punctuality
* Shining example of how it shouldn't be done
* Well on track to retiring as an A1C (that's E-3).
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* Airman has set a new standard in lack of punctuality
* Shining example of how it shouldn't be done
* Well on track to retiring as an A1C (that's E-3).
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"Hits rock bottom and continues to dig."
"Depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
"Depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
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OK so I seen from this post some funny bullets but what I have not seen is the bullets from the writers NCOER's/OER's who let these NCO's/Officers fail. All these should have been corrected in Counseling Sessions, more training and guidance.
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You can only counsel in monosyllabic words for so long, before you feel the gain/loss ratio exceeded
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MASF, the acronym for Mobile Aeromedical Staging Facility, is typically pronounced "massif".
Officer Performance Report bullet:
"Her efforts resulted in a MASF erection."
Officer Performance Report bullet:
"Her efforts resulted in a MASF erection."
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Soldiers tend to follow him, but this is due more to a sense of curiosity on their part than ability on his part
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