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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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o demonstarted minimal success fighting out of a wet paper bag.
...put this one in so a new Sr Rater would get my point...didnt stay in though
...put this one in so a new Sr Rater would get my point...didnt stay in though
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Saw this on a Company Commander's OER.
○ Morale in the unit highest after relieved of command
○ Only present on rainy days, golf back was the clue that he was in his office.
○ Leading Soldier's into battle would cause mass casualties to us.
○ Constantly had reports for Brigade completed due to delegating them to NCO's.
○ Personal Responsibility was his number one goal, only for Subordinates not himself.
○ The only thing more toxic than his leadership, is poison, in which some would prefer to take then him leading.
○ Morale in the unit highest after relieved of command
○ Only present on rainy days, golf back was the clue that he was in his office.
○ Leading Soldier's into battle would cause mass casualties to us.
○ Constantly had reports for Brigade completed due to delegating them to NCO's.
○ Personal Responsibility was his number one goal, only for Subordinates not himself.
○ The only thing more toxic than his leadership, is poison, in which some would prefer to take then him leading.
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Here are some of my favorites:
“Some village is missing an idiot”
“This Officer has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age”
“Some village is missing an idiot”
“This Officer has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age”
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I read one that said “this Nco could ultimately cause Chuck Norris to fail.” I almost wet myself and will alway remember that comment. Company commander made sure it was removed. But still the best bullet I’ve ever seen.
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