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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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Could not eve lead a group of Nuns in prayer
Do not promote under any circumstance regardless of any actual or perceived crisis
Send immediately downrange to hold targets for Special Operations Soldiers
Bring back SP5, SP6 and SP7; demote to SP4.
Do not promote under any circumstance regardless of any actual or perceived crisis
Send immediately downrange to hold targets for Special Operations Soldiers
Bring back SP5, SP6 and SP7; demote to SP4.
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Lcdr Smith has tremendous potential, unfortunately he makes no attempt to fulfil it.
Ensign Jones is a quick learner and never makes the same mistake twice. At his current rate of progress he only has about 6000 to go.
I actually used the first one.
Ensign Jones is a quick learner and never makes the same mistake twice. At his current rate of progress he only has about 6000 to go.
I actually used the first one.
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Petty Officer ***** is often mentioned in the same sentence as Jesus, as in "Christ, when are you going to get a friggin haircut?"
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O SSG XXX is willing to teach to anyone that will listen
O Soldier's matra remains "Mediocrity is my watchword"
O Soldier's matra remains "Mediocrity is my watchword"
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That is really a tough one. I don't have any humorous ones other than I had an NCOIC that asked me for input on my NCOER. Since I was a relatively new NCO, I thought hey, a great learning experience, I will get to see how this is done when I move up in ranks.....EVERY SINGLE BULLET I gave him was used verbatim. In the exact order I gave them to him with absolutely zero changes. I should have sold myself a little higher :)
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"Service member has not made any choices or decisions that led to serious injury or impairment to those under their command."
Read: "Good job, you didn't get anyone killed this period. "
Read: "Good job, you didn't get anyone killed this period. "
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