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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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Posted 9 y ago
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For a soldier with three kids from three different women:
"If Spc. ***** spent as much time working on his technical skills as he does working on the local females, he would be the best FDC soldier in Divarty."
"If Spc. ***** spent as much time working on his technical skills as he does working on the local females, he would be the best FDC soldier in Divarty."
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Has a talent for trivializing the momentous and complicating the obvious.
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MAJ John Adams
That line was purely stolen from the movie "Gettysburg". (And the book, Killer Angels.)
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I actually wrote the following on a Sgt/E5 NCOER:
â—‹ This NCO should be reassigned to the Medical Clinic so that when she goes on Sick Call, at least she will still be at work.
â—‹ Do not promote.
â—‹ This NCO should be reassigned to the Medical Clinic so that when she goes on Sick Call, at least she will still be at work.
â—‹ Do not promote.
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SFC Charles Miller
o Couldn’t lead a pack of wolves to a dead carcass.
o Continues to find the E4 s best hiding places... and stays there.
o Has the best safety record in the company because he never leaves his chair.
o Is the best Land Nav NCO in the platoon, he ALWAYS finds the chow Hall!
o Has the patients (and sleeping abilities) of a cat and uses both frequently.
o Continues to find the E4 s best hiding places... and stays there.
o Has the best safety record in the company because he never leaves his chair.
o Is the best Land Nav NCO in the platoon, he ALWAYS finds the chow Hall!
o Has the patients (and sleeping abilities) of a cat and uses both frequently.
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Provides a constant reminder of what the standards are, and what failing them looks like.
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Two good ones..
PO3 _________ is an outstanding petty officer. Every time we need him, he is out standing in the chow line, the ship's store line, the sick call line..
The difference between PO3 __________ making PO2 and me winning the Powerball Jackpot, I have better odds!
PO3 _________ is an outstanding petty officer. Every time we need him, he is out standing in the chow line, the ship's store line, the sick call line..
The difference between PO3 __________ making PO2 and me winning the Powerball Jackpot, I have better odds!
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o his subordinates followed him without hesitation soley out of curiosity
o selfishly deprived a village of its idiot throughout the rated period
o selfishly deprived a village of its idiot throughout the rated period
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