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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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Not an eval comment, but overheard an exchange at the rifle range between a 2nd Lt and a SSgt (PMI).
LT: (rather haughtily, after barely qualifying but still thinking he was hot shit) So, SSgt, what can I do to be more effective with my weapons.
SSgt: (without missing a beat) Throw your pistol at them and use your rifle as a club.
LT: (rather haughtily, after barely qualifying but still thinking he was hot shit) So, SSgt, what can I do to be more effective with my weapons.
SSgt: (without missing a beat) Throw your pistol at them and use your rifle as a club.
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SFC Josh Jackson: Sergeant First Class: How would one go about sharing your post? I don't see a Facebook symbol.
Much Obliged, Sergeant First Class- Margaret
Much Obliged, Sergeant First Class- Margaret
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Has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
A legion in his own mind.
Has reached the apex of his mediocre military carrier.
Oxygen thief would be an understatement.
A legion in his own mind.
Has reached the apex of his mediocre military carrier.
Oxygen thief would be an understatement.
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"Shows great initiative but needs to work on followt"
"Optimistic NCO who demonstrates high degree of confidence despite skills/aptitude"
A positive one:
"Could eat coal and crap diamonds! Promote yesterday!!"
"Optimistic NCO who demonstrates high degree of confidence despite skills/aptitude"
A positive one:
"Could eat coal and crap diamonds! Promote yesterday!!"
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His men will follow him anywhere; not because he is an effective leader, but just to see what he will do next.
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