Posted on Feb 26, 2015
SFC Josh Jackson
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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.

The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.

He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:

* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying

So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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SMSgt Emo McParland
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I like all the guys that used to tell me that, I'm writing the Eval & I shop keep track. Not bright enough to see into the future when bucking for E-8 & E-9 how important that info is. The best bullet I ever saw was; " Gets along well with others"
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Capt Jeff S.
Capt Jeff S.
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Sometimes what you don't say says more than what you do. ; )
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SFC Terry Logsdon
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had a e-6 in Germany that was being dischared for black marketin and I got stuck doing his exit ncoer and placed the following bullits. 1. walk on water without getting feet wet. 2. can be counted on ant time day or night if solber 3. never later for formations, traing or meetings just early for the next day. thought the bn csm would have a shit fit but he concered and passed it on
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Capt Jeff S.
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*Consistently fails to achieve the low standards he has set for himself.
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Capt Jeff S.
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*His ability to lead is hampered only by his inability to read, speak or write.
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Capt Jeff S.
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*Looks like a bruised pear in wrinkled Charlies.
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SFC Roy Ridgeway
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Senior rater bullet for a SGT:
o May some day, with close supervision and rigorous guidance, become what is believed an NCO
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SSgt Correctional Officer
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All of this is outstanding... but shouldn't all of these bullet points be in past tense action verb format? Or is this new?
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SFC Josh Jackson
SFC Josh Jackson
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FTR, a correct bullet should be in past tense, and should start with an action verb. This thread is just us having some fun.
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Capt Logistics Readiness Officer (LRO)
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These are my absolute favorite! So much fun!
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CPT Gurinder (Gene) Rana
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How do you write an NCOER or an OER as the gaining outfit without inputs from the losing unit? There should be a PERSCOM DIRECTED NCOER prepared and submitted in lieu of the missing NCOER. This is why there are support forms and developmental forms that must accompany the NCOER and the OER.
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SFC Domestic Lord
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"Hits rock bottom and continues to dig"
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