Have you heard of a 'marry an Officer Workshop'? someone in the Fort Riley area is offering workshops on how to Marry Army Officers.

Posted on Jul 2, 2015

Have you heard of a 'marry an Officer Workshop'?

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someone in the Fort Riley area is offering workshops on how to Marry Army Officers.

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SGT William Howell

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Shoot I can teach this class. It is the same for enlisted.
Step One: Become stripper.
Step Two: Have coitus with soldier.
Step Three: Tell said soldier you are pregnant.
Step Four: Get married before he realizes you are not pregnant.
Step Five: Tell solder you have had a miscarriage.

Five easy steps.

I also can teach, "How to wreck a soldiers career before you divorce him and leave him with nothing...In 5 easy steps."

Just let me know.

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SGT William Howell

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CPT (Join to see) Ma'am, being young and dumb is a right of passage in the Howell household. That which does not kill us or get us more than 30 day at the county lock up...makes us stronger.

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SFC William Swartz Jr

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Nice try SGT William Howell the post was for marrying an Officer, not Enlisted/Jr NCO...only dumbasses I ever knew to get hooked with a stripper......lol

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SGT William Howell

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We had a PTL that not only married a stripper, but she was an ugly stripper. It only took about 6 months for the drug addiction and daddy issues to consume him. He is no longer being all he can be.

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SGT Richard H.

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SFC William Swartz Jr - I got SGT William Howell' back on this...it ain't exclusive to enlisted. I knew a Captain that married a stripper about a month after he met her.

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