Posted on Jan 26, 2015
Have you read about the mountain sized asteroid that will pass "close to" the earth this week?
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I just heard from a reliable inside source via his alluminum foiled antenea that the CIA (Oh no, I shouldn't have typed that, they could be on to me now!) has discovered that it is really an alien space craft and they will make a course correction at 1945 ZULU and will attack the Earth....
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Damned Aliens... where is Captain Kirk when you need him?
General Quarters!!!!!
Damned Aliens... where is Captain Kirk when you need him?
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Define "close to" ... I'm here for you, PO1 Ken Johnson. My name is Scott Montgomery and Scotty's name was Montgomery Scott. Guess who I played when we were growing up and playing Star Trek.
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Montgomery_Scott
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Montgomery_Scott
Captain Montgomery Scott (referred to as Scotty by his shipmates) was a male Human Starfleet officer in the 23rd century. His serial number was SE 19754 T. For a period of nearly thirty years, he was the chief engineer of both the USS Enterprise and the USS Enterprise-A, both under the command of Captain James T. Kirk. Having the reputation as a "miracle worker", he was a man of superior technical and engineering skill, experience and...
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PO2 Steven Erickson
Yeah, SPC Stewart Smith, but I'm still waiting for defector screens and photon torpedoes for my Nissan Titan...
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PO2 Steven Erickson
Take a look at this, SPC Stewart Smith...
A Taser Shotgun Shell. Now THAT'S how you reach out and stun someone!
A Taser Shotgun Shell. Now THAT'S how you reach out and stun someone!
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Part of my consulting job is developing emergency preparedness drills and exercises. When anyone looks at me and says, "That can't happen." or "That's not possible." I always respond the same way...
"I get paid to design exercises for emergency preparedness. I have a degree in physics. I can make any assumption I want, and the laws of the universe are at my disposal.
"Your argument is invalid."
"I get paid to design exercises for emergency preparedness. I have a degree in physics. I can make any assumption I want, and the laws of the universe are at my disposal.
"Your argument is invalid."
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Captain Kirk has not been born yet...but Riverside, Iowa is already ready and waiting. Go Hawkeyes!
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PO2 Steven Erickson
Well, MSG Brad Sand, it WAS, until JJ Abrams rewrote Star Trek Canon and had Jim Kirk born in a medical shuttle while his dad was gettin' blowed up!
And his dad was Thor. Wow. That explains a bit, don't it!
And his dad was Thor. Wow. That explains a bit, don't it!
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MSG Brad Sand
PO2 Steven Erickson
If it is not from Gene Roddenberry, then it is heresy and should be treated...and punished...as such.
If it is not from Gene Roddenberry, then it is heresy and should be treated...and punished...as such.
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MSG Brad Sand
PO2 Steven Erickson
LOL. Thank you for the Thumbs Up ARC Strike. Made my morning.
For the record, I am not say that those who broke with Roddenberry's vision should be burned at the stake...just ignore the pile of brush that I am helping to gather.
LOL. Thank you for the Thumbs Up ARC Strike. Made my morning.
For the record, I am not say that those who broke with Roddenberry's vision should be burned at the stake...just ignore the pile of brush that I am helping to gather.
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