Posted on Mar 30, 2014
SFC Brigade Sexual Assault Response Coordinator (Sarc)
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we are required to shave on weekends. Say for example it's Saturday. Also, you live off-post. How would you react if someone knocked on your door to check if you shaved or not?
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SFC Communications Chief (S6)
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No no no
"No no no. No Army here today. You go."
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SFC Mark Merino
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I laughed so hard on this post!
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SFC Communications Chief (S6)
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the delayed laughing caught up to you
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SFC S1 Personnel Ncoic
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I'd have my wife answer the door on the weekend and tell everyone I'm upstairs shaving.  
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SFC S1 Personnel Ncoic
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Better yet, I'd have an electric razor sitting by the door and answer it with the razor in hand!  LOL.
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SSG Instructor
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LOL that's pretty funny. 
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I was a specialist before I became a Cavalry Scout.  I am thus doubly capable of evading notice. If all of the Army's problems are solved and personnel are available after budget cuts to fan out into the diverse zip codes of the off-post community, I am confident in my ability to camouflage myself, my equipment and my dastardly stubble to avoid detection. 
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Knock Knock...

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CPT William C-   Who's there?
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SSG(P) Casualty Operations Ncoic
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Achmed
"It's me... I kill you." -- Achmed
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SSG James Seets
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Come back to us Sir!!
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