HUMOR TIME: Whats the weirdest funniest thing(s) that happened to you while on a patrol?

While on a kill patrol around our air base in Hue, Vietnam, the 10 of us had to get some shut-eye that night so we crashed out by a small clearing (what we could see) till early dawn. I found the dirt soft and nice actually. My bubby came by, poked me with his rifle and said, "nice bed" and chuckled!!! I got up and looked down at where I laid and noticed a fresh new grave! We were in a small cemetery! Just another day.