If you could open your own diner or restaurant, what type of food would you serve and the name?

My wife used to entertain the idea of opening a diner one day. She attended a culinary school before we met, but never finished. It me thinking on and off for a while. In the last year, I started thinking about it more. I'd name it " Angry Waffle" or "Awful Waffle, and instead of "established," it would say "bullying breakfast" or "breakfast bully since xxxx." I even came up with several logos, some that my wife thought were too graphic. Examples are a pissed off waffle beating shelled eggs into scrambled; hanging a strip of ham or bacon and burning it with a flame thrower; or even a waffle squirting its jam on a slice of toast. Frankly, I get bored and just brainstorm a lot. I even came up with a brand of cigarettes in 2003 called "I Like It." The varieties included "rough" and "hard." So, much like going to the bodega and asking for some Marlboro Reds or Lights, you'd walk in saying, "I Like It Rough." It's meant to be a play on words.