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I don't eat many bananas, but if I did, I would never do it in front of anyone.
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Manrules when it comes to public restrooms (not all inclusive).
1. Men are never allowed to go to the restroom in a group. 90 seconds must be allowed in between individuals of a group to go to the restroom even in a bar during a football timeout. Best to wait until the next time out.
2. Men are never allowed to use a urinal next to an occupied urinal unless all others are occupied or it creates an odd number in a line greater than 1 (3, 5, 7, etc).
3. When using a urinal, look straight ahead at all times even when engaging in conversation or when engaged by someone else.
4. Don't engage in conversaton with a stranger when at the urinal. See rules 1 ,2, 3.
5. Even if you do not believe in washing your hands after using the restroom, it is common courtesy to go through the motions of turning on the water and act like you are drying your hands even if you do not get your hands wet.
6. Shaking your tool more than twice to dry it off is considered close to masturbation and is therefore frowned upon in a public setting. Most often violated by young teenagers who have not been properly acclimated to the restroom manrules.
1. Men are never allowed to go to the restroom in a group. 90 seconds must be allowed in between individuals of a group to go to the restroom even in a bar during a football timeout. Best to wait until the next time out.
2. Men are never allowed to use a urinal next to an occupied urinal unless all others are occupied or it creates an odd number in a line greater than 1 (3, 5, 7, etc).
3. When using a urinal, look straight ahead at all times even when engaging in conversation or when engaged by someone else.
4. Don't engage in conversaton with a stranger when at the urinal. See rules 1 ,2, 3.
5. Even if you do not believe in washing your hands after using the restroom, it is common courtesy to go through the motions of turning on the water and act like you are drying your hands even if you do not get your hands wet.
6. Shaking your tool more than twice to dry it off is considered close to masturbation and is therefore frowned upon in a public setting. Most often violated by young teenagers who have not been properly acclimated to the restroom manrules.
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SPC Larry Buck
Just say "oh fudge-it" and start wearing diapers ..less manly, but Jack and Jim can't get a look at him!!
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SPC Larry Buck
Urinal division would be great here in a couple spots MacDonald's and a state government agency has pots imported from Socii I guess....?
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Well sir, there are exceptions. When on a long road trip and all of you have been holding it for awhile, it's fully acceptable to blitzkrieg the latrine.
Also when in the same latrine, lined up at the urinals it is a great social expiriment to look your buddy in the eyes and compliment his watch. The reaction is always hilarious
Also when in the same latrine, lined up at the urinals it is a great social expiriment to look your buddy in the eyes and compliment his watch. The reaction is always hilarious
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MSgt Richard Rountree
My exception to talking in the men's room is limited to this scenario: Someone in a stall passes gas loudly (or is afflicted with other obviously loud 'in distress' blow it out your arse' sounds), I immediately, and without hesitation, call out, "Keeping talking Lt (or deputy), we'll get you out of there!"
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CSM (Join to see)
I'm sorry Capt Richard I P. - I can't resist. I always heard Marines swallowed and didn't chew.
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Are you kidding me? Sometimes I seek people out to eat a banana in front of!
When I was deployed, my main FOB had the latrine connex's (sp?) and the urinals had those little half walls in between them. Anyway, I would pick the middle one on purpose with the hopes someone would come and have to stand next to me. When someone did, I would wait just a moment, look over and say, "Hey, nice watch bro"...
When I was deployed, my main FOB had the latrine connex's (sp?) and the urinals had those little half walls in between them. Anyway, I would pick the middle one on purpose with the hopes someone would come and have to stand next to me. When someone did, I would wait just a moment, look over and say, "Hey, nice watch bro"...
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CSM (Join to see)
You have the sense of humor normally associated with grunts, aka sick demented fuckers. I like your style. But stay away from my food - I don't trust you.
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PO1 (Join to see)
Shipboard life throw all the man-rules out the window....unless you are in public.
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SPC(P) Jay Heenan
Haha CSM (Join to see), I used to be a 12B. Don't worry, your food is 'safe' with me!
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SFC Mark Merino
I always did my best to make people feel uncomfortable. Especially when they did the piss tests and the observer was a little too enthusiastic.
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