Posted on Oct 11, 2014
Military Themed Website with absurd military statements
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I ran across this site a few days ago. It has the most absurd statements I have ever seen relating to rank. Look at how W-1's and 2LT's are made on these attachments! You really have to wonder what the motivation is to run a site that you obviously have no clue as to the contents!!
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Warrant Officers
SGM
Edited 10 y ago
Posted 10 y ago
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I remember when I was a CW5 and found out that I was selected for 2LT. It was one of the proudest fictional achievements of my military career.
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I did get ti meet the Comman CW5 of the Army Reserve once while in Fayetteville. We were in doors so I didn't get a chance to find out.
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SSG Tim Everett
You know, completely unrelated, but when I was a smart-mouthed PV2 my barracks room had a blank dry erase board on the door (as did everyone else). I took to drawing a diamond under my mosquito wing, and called myself Private-Major of the Army.
My PSG gave me my first-ever negative counseling for that.
My PSG gave me my first-ever negative counseling for that.
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SSG Tim Everett I don't know how he thought that was bad. It was just a drawing. Some are just to touchy.
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Wait so our rank system is based off of Call of Duty and Battlefield 4?!?!? That's why I can get promoted.
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Now that the secrets have been revealed, I'm off to weld the side of a Bradley for a few hours to make SGT.
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Good news, CW5 (Join to see). If you keep your nose clean and do a good job, you might get promoted to 2LT someday.
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