Super Bowl XLIX Safety Briefs. What was yours?

This was mine:

I just wanted to give you a quick safety brief for Super Bowl Sunday 1FEB2015.

As we all know, or should know, Super Bowl Sunday is also the Super Bowl of Drunk Driving....

I respect and care about all of the Soldiers that I serve with. As such I feel compelled to deliver a quick safety brief.

Of course enjoy yourselves today. Root for your team. Let your hair down and hang loose. Scream at poor calls of the referees. Jump up and down. Partake in adult beverages....

BUT, PLEASE, do it responsibly and with common sense and moderation.

In the event that you find yourself stranded, inebriated (a nice was of saying, "drunk outta my gourd...."), and in need of transportation, do the following:

1. DO NOT DRIVE.

2. Call somebody for a ride.

3. Call UBER for a ride. I established an account and have a discount code for you to use as needed. The code is: chrisl3111

4. Check in with and look after each other. We are all brother and sisters in arms. As such we take care of one another.

Have a great time today!!

GO PATRIOTS!!!!