Posted on Jun 29, 2016
TSgt David Holman
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I have a safety briefing tomorrow during a flight meeting that we are looking to make "fun"... but professional. I could use some help with one liner type things said at safety briefings (i.e. "If you're gonna tap it, wrap it...") gimme what you got!
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Sgt Field Radio Operator
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TSgt David Holman I played the Embrace Life seat belt message at one of my safety briefings, years ago. It is a powerful message. Try to keep the meetings lively. Ask each participant to relate one mishap they had, that could have been prevented by XXXXX. You could send everyone an email beforehand, asking them to think about this and to be ready to participate in the discussion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnXH_P9SVAk
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MSgt Thelbert  (Whitey) Roark
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At a weekly safety briefing on Vandenberg AFB The Safety NCO stepped to the front of the room and stated “Never Punch A Black Bear”. A very short briefing, but it has stuck with me for almost 40 years.
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SPC Multichannel Transmission Systems Operator/Maintainer
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Drinking, Sex and Driving don't do two at the same time
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SGT Biomedical Equipment Specialist
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Don't punch your dog, don't kick your cat, don't choke your chicken.
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PO1 Daniel Brock
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Gunners Mate Master Chief, USS Iowa, would constantly remind us that all safety procedures are written in blood.
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Sgt Matt Gladden
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Motorcycling, water skiing , its dangerous out there . Also remember the Clap is Bad , Syph is Worse ... So Just Beat Your Meat Cause Safety is First
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SGT Military Police
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Best one I ever heard. Chlamydia is not a flower.
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PFC Rifleman
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One of my old First Seargants use to always say "don't have sex with power tools" at the end of every saftey brief
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SPC Josh Pittsenbarger
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My pit bull chewed up a commo guys German Sheppard and all shit hit the fan cause his wife wanted my dog dead. Went up the COC and at Friday Safety Brief the CO says "Don't kick your wife and don't beat your dog"
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SSG Wheeled Vehicle Mechanic
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I'd you are going to drink this weekend do not subtract or add to the population.
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