Posted on Jun 29, 2016
What are some entertaining safety briefings you have had?
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I have a safety briefing tomorrow during a flight meeting that we are looking to make "fun"... but professional. I could use some help with one liner type things said at safety briefings (i.e. "If you're gonna tap it, wrap it...") gimme what you got!
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If you would not do it or say it to your grandmother don't do it or say it to your battle buddy
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I think the best part about this thread right now is that at time of writing this 2.6K members have viewed and gotten some safety reminders... thank you all for the input.
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"Dont drink and drive. Wrap your tool. No fights. See you Monday. DISMISSED!!"
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"If it smells like cologne, leave it alone. If it smells like fish, eat all you wish." Thanks, Sgt. Milligan, for tgat pearl.
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At Fort Knox Kentucky (88) our Senior Drill Sergeant told our Platoon, before a weekend pass. “ You black boys stay the hell away from Shepherdsville“. “I don’t care if you’re in a car and there going a 100 miles an hour, open the door and jump out, you got a better chance of living”. “Those kkk boys will f you up”.
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I've had several good weekend safety briefs. Including if you are the one on CQ, don't call the commander and first sergeant until its after 0700. They were warning that they might be drunk for a change. That was a weekend 3 people got to stay in the Oklahoma county jail for 18 hours before someone went to go get them. It now works when the demographic is 18-24 in my new unit.
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Drinking, driving and sex. Don't do any two at the same time but if you can do all three get a picture.
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