Posted on Jun 29, 2016
What are some entertaining safety briefings you have had?
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I have a safety briefing tomorrow during a flight meeting that we are looking to make "fun"... but professional. I could use some help with one liner type things said at safety briefings (i.e. "If you're gonna tap it, wrap it...") gimme what you got!
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Had a Lt. In the late 1990’s give a demonstration of how to put on a condom using a banana and a condom. Awesome.
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Don’t drink and drive, don’t get arrested, and don’t add to or subtract from the local population.
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In Jamaica: "when you hit town, if you take the first right, go three blocks and then left for two blocks, that's the "ganja" district. DON'T GO THERE!
Brilliance of it is, if you were caught there you couldn't claim it was "by accident". Cuz you knew where it was.
Brilliance of it is, if you were caught there you couldn't claim it was "by accident". Cuz you knew where it was.
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1st Sgt had me get some of my squad together for a Chaplains talk. Had about 50 guys from different companies there. Chaplain got really ticked off, those not asleep were laughing and talking. He was talking about the dangers of smoking and drinking, we had been under a rocket attack 3 nights before. In 1968 we had more to worry about than smoking.
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Don't fry bacon naked... And, if you're going to go into the wood line this weekend, be sure that you are in full battle rattle.
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The 5 D's
Dont drink and drive.
Dont do drugs
Dont do dogs
Dont do dudes
Dont do dudes wives.
If u fuck up ima ima fuck u up
Have a good weekend
Dont drink and drive.
Dont do drugs
Dont do dogs
Dont do dudes
Dont do dudes wives.
If u fuck up ima ima fuck u up
Have a good weekend
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If going to war in the cave put a safety on your shooter and put an ach on your trooper
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