Posted on Jun 29, 2016
What are some entertaining safety briefings you have had?
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I have a safety briefing tomorrow during a flight meeting that we are looking to make "fun"... but professional. I could use some help with one liner type things said at safety briefings (i.e. "If you're gonna tap it, wrap it...") gimme what you got!
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Fort Bragg, NC, 2018; “Don’t go to jail, if you do, establish dominance quickly.” -My Commander
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Bamberg, Germany. 2nd Bn 14th FA.
1SG Bachman: “No glove, no love” gentlemen. Dismissed.
1SG Bachman: “No glove, no love” gentlemen. Dismissed.
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Don't drink and drive, don't drive and drink, wrap it before you tap it. Have a good weekend
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If your night starts with "hold my beer....", stop what you are doing, and reasses your situation.
Another popular one with past PSGs was incorporating something stupid someone in the platoon did to the usual safety briefing
Another popular one with past PSGs was incorporating something stupid someone in the platoon did to the usual safety briefing
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Life is tough; it's tougher when you're stupid.
Learn from the mistakes of others. It is far too costly to learn from your own.
Nothing good happens after midnight. The @$$hole to good person ration is upside down between midnight and 0500.
Learn from the mistakes of others. It is far too costly to learn from your own.
Nothing good happens after midnight. The @$$hole to good person ration is upside down between midnight and 0500.
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I used old videos from Americas Funniest Home videos to make various safety points as well as and clips from the comedian Gabriel Iglesias. Of course this is if you are in a class room environment
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I was usually chosen to give a brief - even briefed President Reagan. I don't recall any entertaining briefs that I sat in on, too much important info to take in during these tense years !
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