What are some of the funniest military-related skits & entertainers you have seen?

"Blowed up, SIR!"

"That's the fact, Jack"

Not from a skit, but IRL.

I was range NCOIC and during my initial briefing to the Soldiers, I told them there may be unexploded ordinance beyond the target line and that no one was to go onto the back berm for any reason, even if we started a fire. We were to let it burn and call Range Control. This was repeated by the 2LT Range Safety Officer in he safety brief.

While we are downrange, checking targets, it was notice that one of the tracers had started a fire on the berm. What happens? the RSO shouts "Let's put it out!" and he proceeds to run up the berm and start stomping on the flames followed by several soldiers. This was then followed by me bellowing at them to get off the berm. The fire burned itself out within a few minutes anyway.

The next day I was running the tower. While all the Soldiers are down checking targets, I see a soldier cross the firing line heading for the targets. I jump on the bullhorn yelling at the Soldier about crossing the weapons line with Soldiers downrange. I found out later that that Soldier was a full bird, the BDE CDR. That afternoon the COL came up to me and apologized.

The top of the stove scene in stripes

Andy Griffith as onion head

Saw Private Benjamin at the Base Theater @ Ft. Huachuca - when she says something like "There's been a mistake, I joined a different Army. Where are the condos?" everyone just howled.

OLD LEAD BOTTOM!

Ah Yes....I think the Nazis have just discovered the concept of microaggression....