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Here’s one on the Marines. My brother was a hospitalman and had to help with induction physicals. A line of almost in men were standing in line for the prostate check. They were told drop your drawers, bend over, and spread your cheeks. The doc made it halfway down the line when he came up to a guy with his index fingers pulling his cheeks apart.
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Had a brand new female e-1 come yell at me and a nco while we were working on his vehicle. We werent in uniform, but she said, "privates get your asses up here and help!" And I'm like, private? Pause, time out. And the Sgt just got up and looked at her and said, "Why don't you start with Sgt and then specialist, private?" My goodness, she took off running.
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Basic training. A bunch of us, all E-1s, standing outside the PX waiting for the rest to come out before heading back to the barracks. The Base Commander and a couple Aides come walking up. I called the group to attention, saluted and Said "Good Afternoon, sir". The guys I was with were all freaked out.
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I got into a aurgue ment in basic and they maid him my bitch .lol no but it showed me that in order to get a higher rack I would have to snitch on people
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We used to send new E1s around the hospital looking for mole skin or sterile Fallopian tubes
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CW2 Corrie Welsh
During my Air Force Security Police time we would send our Air Babies to the maintenance airmen and have them ask for a few feet of flight line or a bottle of jet wash. We would also have them do security camera sensitivity and voice activation checks, they would wear PPE bit by bit for each check (until they figured out it was a joke) and would jump up and down yelling camera on. It was funny on both sides of the camera the alarm monitors were laughing their butts off.
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Introduction to man-law. If it needs to be explained, you haven't been introduced yet, but by god you will.
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My drill Sergent was a cocaine addict, I had an airborne dude, kept telling everyone to stop cheating, although he was banging away on at least 5 women a week and yes he was married. knew a captain, who was better at taking pictures then command, a lt. whose only purpose was to drive around in his saab 900 picking up chicks and a senior drill sergeant who hadn't a clue on how to command.
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