What are your best memories of your mother?

My Mom had the typical mom ability to arise out of sidewalks, pass through walls, etc. to catch us doing something wrong. We thought we were big kids peeing off the deck and the Mom and hose magically appeared to chop us down to size.

None at all. Her selfishness and neglect led me (and my brothers) to be the self-centered, egotistical, obnoxious, just plain evil men we were when I joined the Army. It has taken me decades to rebuild some of the relationships she deliberately destroyed with her pathological lying, even with my brother. She is responsible for almost half a dozen divorces and countless years of lost time with loved ones. Her lies even led my brother to commit suicide several years ago. If it were not for the Army and my awesome wife, I would have been put in jail or a casket decades ago, all thanks to my biological egg donor.