Posted on Dec 29, 2013
What can you do or say at Basic to ensure additional smoke sessions?
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I thought this would be a good way to add some humor to the discussions list.<br><br><br>Things like...:<br><br><br>- Simply ask "Why?" for anything.<br>- "That was easy." after getting smoked<br>- Complain about the heat/cold<br>- Touch the campaign hat.
Drill Sergeant
Basic Training
Humor
Posted 12 y ago
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Sent my son a letter with "More Flutter Kicks Please" bolded printed on the outside of the envelope. He has thanked me several times since... He also told me the rest of the platoon appreciated it also.
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The elite soldiers trained at Ft Benning infantry jump Ranger school lol. I did this there but we as soldiers know we all need each other no matter where.
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Show up at boot with the name John Wayne B..... the poor guy never stood a chance,
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Do your best John Winger impression and always think like a 2 year specialist who's about to ETS. That ought to do the trick.
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Suspended Profile
Why? Good go to for added upper body strength
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While at Infantry OSUT at Sand Hill, Ft Benning (where real soldiers live and are made)
One drill sergeant was delivering handshakes out to all the newbies and making a list of those individuals names.
Come Day 0, all Hell broke loose! That drill sergeant screamed, since you fagoots love touching me so g.d. much you and the ground can mate!
Another drill sergeant was smoking people who looked and another was smoking people in ABC order!
Mine used a flashbang to wake us up once and then asked why we were out of our racks and not sleeping, who in the hell was on fire guard! Then put all of us in the kill box and commenced to one of the worst smoking ever up to and including taking your barracks apart, take it down to the drill pad, assemble it, and make sure it was 100% exact or we had to take it all up stairs and do it again.
Ahh Fort Benning, where pain and sleep deprivation makes you a real grunt
One drill sergeant was delivering handshakes out to all the newbies and making a list of those individuals names.
Come Day 0, all Hell broke loose! That drill sergeant screamed, since you fagoots love touching me so g.d. much you and the ground can mate!
Another drill sergeant was smoking people who looked and another was smoking people in ABC order!
Mine used a flashbang to wake us up once and then asked why we were out of our racks and not sleeping, who in the hell was on fire guard! Then put all of us in the kill box and commenced to one of the worst smoking ever up to and including taking your barracks apart, take it down to the drill pad, assemble it, and make sure it was 100% exact or we had to take it all up stairs and do it again.
Ahh Fort Benning, where pain and sleep deprivation makes you a real grunt
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