Posted on Dec 29, 2013
SSG Andrew Dydasco
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Things you can do or say at basic to ensure additional smoke sessions.
I thought this would be a good way to add some humor to the discussions list.<br><br><br>Things like...:<br><br><br>- Simply ask "Why?" for anything.<br>- "That was easy." after getting smoked<br>- Complain about the heat/cold<br>- Touch the campaign hat.
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Capt Brandon Charters
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Go anywhere without the beloved PT belt.
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MSG Gerry Poe
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Tell your DS, "can't smoke a rock"!
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1SG Vet Technician
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Hey sarge (not drill sergeant), I bet you can't do more push-ups then I can.!
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SGT Greg Gold
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Just be yourself. The Army doesn't want robots. They want smart, thinking Soldiers. Always try and impress your training cadre with your ability to think and act independently. It WIL get you noticed!
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CPT Robert Downey
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Laugh at the DS/DI and say "My mom is tougher than you." Yep, I had good times....
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SSG Cavalry Scout
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We used to quietly sing the Super Golden Crisp song under our breaths - "Can't get enough of super golden crisps, it's got the munch with the crunch."
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SGM Ronald Cheatom
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My uncle, a retired Master Sargeant, gave me 3 pieces of advice, before I left for basic training. Do as you're told, do as you're told, and when in doubt, do as you're told. I followed that advice, and never got any personal " smoke sessions". I always gave that same advice to young enlisted troops, all throughout my career. Be the soldier, your DI doesn't know, and you will be fine.
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CPL Brian Baumgartner
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"The blue cord is nothing more than a participation prize."

And that is, in fact, the truth.
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I’ve read hundreds of these. This is the first one I’m actually scared of.
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PFC Jeremy McGill
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You can do what my battle buddy did at Ft. Sill. Walking out of the gas chamber with snot from his nose all the way down to his boot, he looked at the drill sergeant and said, “That was nothing; you’re a p**sy.”
Needless to say, that got him a little more than smoked. Lol
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SGT Debra Jahnel
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1981, Ft Jackson, Tank Hill. BN's first "coed" cycle; Drill Sgt Dishmon (sp?)'s first female platoon AND a brand new female Drill.
One woman barely met height requirement - boots had to be special ordered in a child's size (i.e., handmade) - I was her escort when we went to town to pick them up on the day before she was discharged for cause.
Being her buddy got you all kinds of smoke. She saluted the BN commander with a flip of her hand at eyebrow level & "hiya!"
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