Posted on Dec 29, 2013
SSG Andrew Dydasco
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Things you can do or say at basic to ensure additional smoke sessions.
I thought this would be a good way to add some humor to the discussions list.<br><br><br>Things like...:<br><br><br>- Simply ask "Why?" for anything.<br>- "That was easy." after getting smoked<br>- Complain about the heat/cold<br>- Touch the campaign hat.
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SPC Bill Ratajczak
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I went to Ft Jackson in 85 summer just burning us up. This pvt joker, musta been 6' 4", smart mouthed the Drill who was maybe 5' 6" or so, the Drill grabbed the guys BDU's and pulled himself up to eye level to chew him out. Some us laughed and the Drill went ballistic. We got a 4 hour session.
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SGT Michael McKeown
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I had gone to sick call on a Friday and by Army standards have a temperature of 99 is back to duty. So the next day Saturday I felt worse, but did not want to act like a puss and went through the training. At the end of the day two privates were overheard by a DS, "These Drills are not that tough they can't tell us what to do." Well our whole platoon was order out in formation with weapons and spent the next hour getting smoked with weapons PT." That evening, I went to sick call with a 103 degree temp. Strep throat. I was afraid of getting recycled.
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LCDR Mike Morrissey
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1st of all....seeking additional anything in any "Basic" environment is grounds for an old Section 8.
Secondly, If you are hell bent on it...,please don't be standing anywhere near your friends.
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SPC Joseph Kenny
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Wait a minute, that's not what the recruiter told me!
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SGT Wheeled Vehicle Mechanic
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If they ask what day it is say leg day. It worked every time
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SPC David Elzinga
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Call the drill Sgt private
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SGT Motor Transport Operator
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True story ds put shoe polish on the inside of his campaign hat and left it on the ds table in our bay. Left the room and a couple guys rried it on. When he walked back in he just laughed and told us to head to the drill pad.
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1stSgt Jeff Blovat
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“Sarge, can we sleep in tomorrow? You’ve been a little hard on us lately”.
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SSG Gregg Mourizen
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Putting your hands in your pocket is a good start.
Or tell the Drill Sargent you feel cold.
Motivational exercises should warm you up just nicely.

Doing Drill Sargent impressions, is another direction to go. Especially in front of them.
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SSG Robert White
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Ha, the answer, when I went through basic in 1983, Would be: Anything!
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