Posted on Dec 29, 2013
What can you do or say at Basic to ensure additional smoke sessions?
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I thought this would be a good way to add some humor to the discussions list.<br><br><br>Things like...:<br><br><br>- Simply ask "Why?" for anything.<br>- "That was easy." after getting smoked<br>- Complain about the heat/cold<br>- Touch the campaign hat.
Drill Sergeant
Basic Training
Humor
Posted 12 y ago
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Eye ball the drill sergeant, and take dessert from the chow line when you aren't suppose to!
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CPT Jacob Swartout
We had one PVT that kept doing that and he was always getting smoked. He would just laugh and smile at everything.
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What can you do to ensure more smoke sessions?
Nothing. Your existence is reason enough to get smoked.
Nothing. Your existence is reason enough to get smoked.
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At Ft Knox in 88 it just took that split second of a pause or that look of why are we doing it that way?
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Fort Know, February, 1969, fifth week of BCT. In the morning darkness before Reville, there was some sqabbling going on in the front rank.
D/Sgt shouted, "Why you talking in ranks?!"
Prior-service PV2 complained that his bunk-mate wouldn't shower and stunk."
Drill Sgt says, "When's the last time you took a shower?!"
PV1 answers, "In the Reception Center, Drill Sgt."
Drill Sgt shouts, "Why didn't you shower, when I ordered that you are to shower every day?!"
PV1 replies, "'Cause us Hippies don't believe in showers, Drill Sgt."
What happened next involved a G.I. scrub brush, lye soap, and cold water.
D/Sgt shouted, "Why you talking in ranks?!"
Prior-service PV2 complained that his bunk-mate wouldn't shower and stunk."
Drill Sgt says, "When's the last time you took a shower?!"
PV1 answers, "In the Reception Center, Drill Sgt."
Drill Sgt shouts, "Why didn't you shower, when I ordered that you are to shower every day?!"
PV1 replies, "'Cause us Hippies don't believe in showers, Drill Sgt."
What happened next involved a G.I. scrub brush, lye soap, and cold water.
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Hmm. Yea, that's easy. Pretty much anything and everything you do as a recruit. At least 'back then'.
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