What "catch phrase" that "accidentally" slipped has landed you in hot water since entering 1stCivDiv?

for myself ... I once asked a women if she wouldn't mind picking up some "pit-sh!t" and "sh!t paper" ... as well as "cluster f*ck" at work ...

Nut to butt is frowned upon at work

Listen up fucktards...not a good way to start a meeting!

BOHICA usually gets some crazy looks...as in "mandatory overtime!" Bend over here it comes again!

Did your parents have any children that lived

Saying ”Hooah!” as an affirmative response will always earn you a curious look from civilians.

You need to un fuck yourself

I didn't think about it and stated that a bus driver that was involved in a wreck will probably have to take a "whiz quiz". My coworkers laughed so hard they almost had aneurysms.

Did they throw out the only living part of your birth

There she goes! Who? The I don’t give a fuck fairy!