What is something positive you can say; to brighten up our world?

"I love you, Daddy"
- works on me, every time.

"Hilary Clinton is indicted for mishandling classified material" would make my day..

Anyone that comes into my lab and they tell me they are not having a good day or not feeling well, I ask them "Did you wake up? Were you able to get dressed by yourself and fee yourself? If you can do that, everything else is backseat trivial stuff."